Yeah Internet Dorks

I had a website, that was working and fine, but then some internet assholes destroyed it so bad that the hosting company was forced to destroy it. So I either watch too much porn or pissed off North Korea. I MUST have pissed off North Korea because……soooooo. I was forced to start from scratch on my own and build a site. I have no idea what I am doing, but will learn along the way. Fucking internet dorks, what kind of loser dedicates his life to corrupting a mediocre comedian’s shitty website? The same type of dude that kicks a puppy or lights a homeless dude on fire. Fuck you nerds!!!! (please don’t destroy my site again)